Hollywood Prepares for November

John Burtis, as only he can, describes how the Liberals are preparing for the upcoming elections:

The call came in late Saturday from a former LA Sheriff's deputy I used to work with.
"John, "he said, "The Hollywood types are really stocking up on Islamic regalia, getting ready for November it seems. The prayer rugs, Keffiyehs, shawls, burkhas and such are just flying off the shelves at the trendy boutiques."

...And, of course, Islam, as the Hollywooders and every Democrat who'll pull a lever in November know, Islam is all about peace, which is demonstrated every day in Gaza, Lebanon, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, the Philippines, London, Spain, airliners, in Jewish centers worldwide, in al-Qaeda messages, on al-Jazeera, in Bali, in Australia, in Israel, and almost anywhere you look -- yep, Islam is just doggone deathly peaceful.

It pays to be ignorant prepared!