Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Karl Rove's Greatest Achievement

In a move to deceive the Germans before the impending Normandy Invasion of June 1944, General George Patton was appointed as commander of the fictitious 1st Army Group in Northern Britain. Patton was considered America's foremost tactician by the Nazi's, and while they kept their storm troopers in Northern France for the threat posed by "Old Blood and Guts", Eisenhower prepared to strike the vaunted Atlantic Wall further south. Patton was the Germans' bogeyman.

Likewise has the soon-to-be former Bush Advisor Karl Rove become a diversion for many Democrats. President Bush has managed to get almost everything he needs from Congress to fund the War on Terror, while Liberals look for conspiracy theories by The Architect. They sought to jail the advisor on numerous occasions, including over the Valerie Plame Affair to the firing of Democrat Judges by Attorney General Gonzales.

Now that he will soon be gone from Washington, the Left laments that he will be "stronger than ever", when that Rove is loosed from the White House, to advise the GOP Presidential Candidates. This then, is his greatest accomplishment: he has become the Democrat's bogeyman. As Sun Tzu once declared "To subdue the enemy without fighting is the supreme excellence".
Update-Too funny! Now the Media has a conspiracy that they are apart of a conspiracy. If you can't trust yourself...