5 Reasons to Give Congress a Month Off

We can all take a breather now! Here's the countdown:

#5-Better programming to watch on C-SPAN.

#4-The country will save about $20 billion in earmarks.

#3-No fisticuffs on the House Floor.

#2-General Petraeus gets a month reprieve of Murtha sending "flaming emails".

And the #1 reason for giving Congress a month off:

No Hillary Cleavage!