The epistle of Osama to the Democrats

Discovered presumably by John Burtis:

Our new friendship, entwined in our dual efforts for peace, will see the USA withdraw from Iraq, all of the Near East, and cease its sale of weapons to Israel. Under the enlightened leadership of the new Democratic Party, with whom we will gladly work to achieve your aims and ours, Israel will no longer receive US aid, and Hezbollah and Hamas will be allowed to properly rearm and occupy their proper places at the tables of peace and occupy Haifa, Jerusalem, Nazareth, and Tel Aviv-- all under the wise tutelage of former President Jimmy Carter, a tough but fair negotiator, whose successes, like those of Mr. Kofi Annan's, are legion in the Near East.

All we ask of you, Mr. Harry Reid, is to constantly pursue your same course of action, heedlessly, over and over again, without fear for the results, and our money will flow into your coffers, our prayers, praise God, will defend your actions and keep you safe from the predations of your own citizenry in Nevada, and from those Christians and the like minded who question your assault on their puritan sensibilities with your open support for the ACLU, the great destroyer of the antagonistic American culture and religion.

What a team they are will ,making make.