5 Comments Heard at John Kerry's Taser Speech

Stolen blatantly borrowed liberally from Frank J at IMAO:

1). "Can I get a purple heart for this, bro?"'

2). "Don't taser him yet! I have a plan!"

3). "That's what you get for not serving in Vietnam like me!"

4). "Pipe Down Son, I am John Kerry and I am reporting for Duty!"

5). "This is all Bush's fault!"

I think tasers are mandatory at a John Kerry Speech, to keep the crowd awake!