5 Signs You Might be a Liberal

Borrowed liberally from Wally's Joke Mail:

1. You are against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens
   are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
3. You believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA
   activists do.
4. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
   more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
5. You believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
   anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
   charge.

Even more good stuff at Wally's Joke Mail.